I don't believe in ranking teams before the season begins or even after a couple of weeks. You just don't know who these teams really are until they play a few games. Who would have thought the Titans would be leading the AFC South? Who would have thought that Philly, Minnesota, Seattle, Jacksonville and San Diego all would be below .500 by Week 5? It's a crazy game my friends. Now on to the rankings...
1. New York Giants- How can they not be #1? Super Bowl champions plus a 4-0 start...easy.
2. Tennessee Titans- There's always a place for old quarterbacks who have a brain and can still locate passes. Who needs mobility?
3. Dallas Cowboys- Should be 5-0 but they got down seven points at home and panicked. If the secondary doesn't step it up, they will lose in Arizona this Sunday. Anyone else think T.O. will sign an endorsement deal with Kleenex soon?
4. Washington Redskins- Hip hip hooray. Hip hip hooray. Hip hip horray. Their first game looked like a bad zorno (I know, lame) but they have turned it around dramatically. Keep an eye on this team.
5. Carolina Panthers- I'm officially on the bandwagon and my
Jake Delhomme jersey is in the mail. They travel to Tampa Bay Sunday with hopes of improving to 5-1.
6. Pittsburgh Steelers- Boy do they need this bye week. They're 4-1 now with a boat load of injuries.
Big Ben is creeping up my man crush ladder.
7. Denver Broncos- The worst one loss team in the league. You can't win a playoff game with that poor of a defense.
8. New England Patriots- No
Tom Brady = No Super Bowl. Still a good team though.
9. Buffalo Bills- I didn't think they would start 4-1...did you?
10. Chicago Bears- I guess
Kyle Orton was the answer. Looks like the Bears are the class of the NFC North.
11. Arizona Cardinals- Another team proving that you can win with an old quarterback that can still throw.
12. Philadelphia Eagles- I would never have predicted it, but they are the fourth best team in the NFC East.
13. Indianapolis Colts- They are very lucky to be 2-2. It's time to put up or shut up as they host Baltimore trying to avoid falling below .500.
14. Baltimore Ravens- The defense is back. If
Joe Flacco can be
Trent Dilfer, they'll be a wild card team.
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Only 13 points against the Broncos? Good defense though.
16. New Orleans Saints- Not sure what to think of them. Great offense but there's no excuse for losing a Monday night home game against the Vikings.
17. San Diego Chargers- Hopefully it's just another slow start, but please don't ever lose to the Dolphins in Week 5.
18. Green Bay Packers- Why didn't they let
Brett Favre come back? If
Aaron Rodgers gets hurt I think
Vinny Testaverde's phone may start ringing.
19. Jacksonville Jaguars- They look very very average. Anyone know why? I'm still trying to figure it out.
20. Miami Dolphins- How about the Dolphins?
Ronnie Brown in the "Wild Hog" is baffling these defenses.
Bill Parcells +
Chad Pennington + a college offensive scheme = .500
21. Atlanta Falcons- A new coach and a rookie quarterback go to Lambeau and take down the Packers. Kudos to
Mike Smith and
Matt Ryan.
22. Minnesota Vikings- Before the season, I said that the Vikings could win in spite of
Tarvaris Jackson. I was wrong.
Gus Frerotte is better than Jackson, but that's not saying much.
23. New York Jets- Brett Favre. Good move? Bad move? Favre and Pennington are both 2-2.
24. San Francisco 49ers- You tell me. I don't think anyone wants to win the NFC West.
25. Seattle Seahawks- Too many injuries to gauge. Let's talk after they play Green Bay Sunday.
26. Oakland Raiders- Al Davis is senile.
27. Cleveland Browns- They are who I thought they were! Start Brady so I can wear my jersey. Yes, I really do own a
Brady Quinn Cleveland Browns jersey.
28. Kansas City Chiefs- Brodie Croyle's wife.
29. Houston Texans- I know
Sage Rosenfels is not any Houstonian's favorite person right now, but I promise he is better than
Matt Schaub.
30. Cincinnati Bengals- Dysfunction is the only thing that pops in my head.
31. St.Louis Rams- Call me crazy, but I predict that they will win four games this year.
32. Detroit Lions- NEVER BET ON THEM. I don't care what the spread is.
That's a wrap on my power rankings...I hope I brought some joy to your life.
Totally off topic but Derek Jeter is my new favorite baseball player. Why you ask? Two words....
Minka Kelly.
Peace.